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Pfft immortality is overrated.

"Immortality, eh? With a bunch of 'Neoteric Mentors'? Sounds like a bloody recipe for disaster. You're going to learn about immortality from a bunch of... *mentors*? Listen, kid, immortality is a bloody myth. You're either dead or you're not. There's no in-between. No magic potion, no mystical assembly, no bloody 'mentors' can change that. You want to learn about immortality? Go spend a few hours in a morgue. See how quickly the bloody flesh starts to rot. That's immortality. That's reality. And it's a bloody lot less glamorous than you think. And as for this 'Assembly' you're calling it? You know what an assembly is? It's a bunch of people sitting around, talking about nothing, eating bloody biscuits, and pretending to be important. You're going to be surrounded by a bunch of self-important twits, spouting off about something they don't understand. And you're going to be stuck listening to it all. You're better off watching paint dry. At least that's a bloody lot more entertaining. So, go ahead, be a fool. Learn about immortality from a bunch of 'Neoteric Mentors'. But don't come crying to me when you realize it's all a bloody load of nonsense."

Oh its another load of drivel from the anon too scared to post their bs on their own profile